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'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Ever Given

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Rats leave a launching ship.

'We're drifting apart.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Suez Canal Curse

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

Coastguard

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."