Ship's Officer T-Shirts

Servicemen.

The Dubloon Stops Here

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Slip Ahoy!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Sea weed harvest.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Subwoofer

Kamikaze Colour

Lifesaver!

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

COWMIKAZES

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'