Ship's Officer Gifts

Ship's officers blaming each other for boat sinking.

Servicemen.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Sailor in Car.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Slip Ahoy!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Captain steering house through flood.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Sea weed harvest.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Subwoofer

Kamikaze Colour

Lifesaver!

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

COWMIKAZES

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'