Maritime Officer Gifts

'Well are you interested in me explaining the Costa Concordia Disaster to you, or not, Margery?'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Neo-International Law

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Sailor in Car.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

UNFADED GLORY

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Moustached gentleman

Lost around a military base.

Subwoofer