Naval Officers Gifts

Bird flying over graduation ceremony.

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Subwoofer

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Sailor's Poker.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."