Navy Recruitment Officer Gifts

'Actually-it was the girl in every port bit that swung it!'

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Sailor in Car.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

Subwoofer

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the recruitment and training of new staff to replace the staff we laid off."

COWMIKAZES

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'Remember that promotion you were asking for last month, , ,Well, something just opened up,'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'