Joining The Navy Gifts

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'I want to be the first Mountain Goat to sail the Seven Seas...'

'Actually - it was the girl in every port bit that swung it!'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Build a Raft

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

COWMIKAZES

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

Support the Troops

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Admiral in the bath.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'We're drifting apart.'

High tide.

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."