Joining The Military Gifts

Armed Forces Recruitment: Learn New Skills In Hacking, Spyware, Cyber Warfare.

"I joined because I like sand."

"I liked the one that saluted."

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

Army recruitment "Travel the world visit countries you have to take pills for"

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"And, these we reserve for 'frenemies'."

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"Itchy trigger finger! Is that it?"

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

After ditching the footwraps the Russian army faces the lost sock paradox.

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"The cruise is off dear, apparently I've just joined the Navy!"

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Remember, this is only a temp position.'

'This recruit thinks he can make the enemy die laughing.

JOIN THE ARMY!, 'I'm tempted -- I just LOVE their earth tones!'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"And why exactly do you want to join the army?"

"But sarge, I can't report to you at 14:00 - my watch only goes up to twelve."

'Left, right, left, right. Can't he make up his mind?'

'When do I get to see Paris Hilton like the recruiter promised.'

Considerate Attention

Tu Quoque

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 5

"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'