Joining The Armed Forces Gifts

"What's the biggest problem women have to overcome to fight in the front line?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Submariners' Eye Test.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

Army Doctor

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

Bombers drop pretzels

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

War and peace

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

"I liked the one that saluted."

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

'Dad, I've joined the Police: The Taser Unit!'

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”