Joining The Armed Forces Pillows

"What's the biggest problem women have to overcome to fight in the front line?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'...and this is the Mess.'

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Submariners' Eye Test.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

Bombers drop pretzels

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

Army Doctor

War and peace

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

"I liked the one that saluted."

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

'Dad, I've joined the Police: The Taser Unit!'