Armed Forces Member Pillows

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"

'I'm actually on active duty.'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

'It's no big deal. Most of them are posthumous.'

'The Army Recruitment team gave him a white feather for not signing up.'

'I know I said 'at ease'...but not to that extent.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

War and Technology

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Trump

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Totalitarian Humour

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Military style hedgehog

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'