Army Member Pillows

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'Salutes certainly have deteriorated since we allowed openly gay men in the military.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Veterans Day '20

Veterans Day US

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

The Generals medals

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Support the Troops

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.