Army Member Gifts

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'Salutes certainly have deteriorated since we allowed openly gay men in the military.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Veterans Day '20

Veterans Day US

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'...and this is the Mess.'

The Generals medals

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Support the Troops

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.