Regiment Member Gifts

Self-Denial in Excelsis.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Veterans Day US

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Banting in the Yeomanry

Submariners' Eye Test.

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

A Crown of Red Poppies

Bombers drop pretzels

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

"I liked the one that saluted."

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

General says, 'Gentlemen, no more war. Because of health concerns they've recalled everything that contains lead, like our bullets.'

"Actually, after five ribbons you get one medal free."

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"Don't act Pentagonial with me!"