Joined Military Pillows

"Hi darling. Well, the good news is that the job centre finally found me a job..."

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Military Medals

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Trump

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

UNFADED GLORY

Lost around a military base.

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Military style hedgehog

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Filling the Missile Gap