Enlistment In The Military Gifts

'Sign me up for swing shift basic training! I don't think I could handle early morning hours.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

A Rifle Competition in the North

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"I liked the one that saluted."

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."