Enlistment In The Military Gifts

'Sign me up for swing shift basic training! I don't think I could handle early morning hours.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

A Rifle Competition in the North

'...and this is the Mess.'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"I liked the one that saluted."

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Considerate Attention