Enlisting In Military Gifts

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

"I liked the one that saluted."

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

Plastidad

"And look, Papa, he shaves."

US Military Recruitment: Now Training - Drone Airstrike Operators

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