Enlisting In Military Gifts

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

"I liked the one that saluted."

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

Considerate Attention

"Your resume is impressive."

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

US Military Recruitment: Now Training - Drone Airstrike Operators

"And look, Papa, he shaves."