Joining The Navy Pillows

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'I want to be the first Mountain Goat to sail the Seven Seas...'

'Actually - it was the girl in every port bit that swung it!'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

Build a Raft

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

COWMIKAZES

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

High tide.

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Admiral in the bath.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

'We're drifting apart.'

Support the Troops

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'