Naval Studies Gifts

Lord Lyndhurst's speech on the Royal Navy.

Melbourne - Voyager collision.

Remote control pirate bully

Servicemen.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Submarine Hunter.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Admiral in the bath.

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Victorian Royal Navy

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

Iron clad sailors

U Boat