Naval Strategist Gifts

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Hey, you sank my battleship.'

Navy games.

Submarine Hunter.

That's just cheating!

Reverse psychology

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

COWMIKAZES

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Admiral in the bath.

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Mission accomplished.

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

When a nanosecond is forever.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

Battle.

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021