Naval Life Gifts

Scrubbing the Decks

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Servicemen.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

COWMIKAZES

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Destroyers"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Silent type, eh?'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

On board the MS Hepatology

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Admiral in the bath.

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Victorian Royal Navy

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy