Nautical Life Gifts

'Sorry - we don't live here anymore.'

'We've lashed the first mate to the wheel, sir. I know it's not rough, he just likes it...'

'Nothin' to worry about, girly. The sugar will rot all his teeth out by the time he gets to us.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Cannonball!'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Horror movies

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'I blame global warming!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.