Nautical Life Gifts

'Sorry - we don't live here anymore.'

'We've lashed the first mate to the wheel, sir. I know it's not rough, he just likes it...'

'Nothin' to worry about, girly. The sugar will rot all his teeth out by the time he gets to us.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Cannonball!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Captain in a storm

Horror movies

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Food Chain

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"They're so like us."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...