'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'
Nautical Tradition Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of nautical tradition? Our collection features witty and charming products that celebrate the sea, sailing, and maritime folklore. Ideal for boat lovers, sea explorers, or anyone enchanted by the ocean, these items bring the charm of nautical life to your loved ones' daily routines with a touch of humor and thoughtful design.
'Cannonball!'
Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.
Captain in a storm
'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'
Sailor in Car.
'Maybe it should be funnier...'
Upper class child with toy cruise ship.
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
Emergency Phone.
"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."
On the brink.
Goldfish bowl on raft...
"I got a swiss army hook!"
Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.
Moustached gentleman
Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore
'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'
Lighthouse Beam.
Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again
"Shall I let them breathe."
Pirate
Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.
"Shred the plank."
"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."
Subwoofer
"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"
"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"
'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'
Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.
'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'
"Call me Ishmael."
'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'
'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'
Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'
Nautical Tradition Gifts Collection
Nautical Tradition Mugs
Explore our full collection of nautical mugs to find humorous, charming, and sea-inspired designs that make a splash.
Nautical Tradition Pillows
Liven up your living space with our nautical pillows, showcasing charming maritime motifs and playful expressions.
Nautical Tradition Prints
Decorate with our nautical prints, bringing the timeless beauty of the sea into your home with style and wit.
Nautical Tradition T-Shirts
Discover our nautical t-shirts collection, featuring stylish and witty designs perfect for lovers of sailing and maritime adventures.