Naval Traditions Gifts

"Look, salsa! This explains why the captain brought tortilla chips."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

COWMIKAZES

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Have a very piratical Birthday

"We're luckier than most people..."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

USS Party Time.

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

Boating Reflection

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Drunk sailor anchored to a bar.

'We've lashed the first mate to the wheel, sir. I know it's not rough, he just likes it...'

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"