Navy Recruitment Officer T-Shirts

'Actually-it was the girl in every port bit that swung it!'

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

Subwoofer

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'Hardy I see no chips!'

COWMIKAZES

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Remember that promotion you were asking for last month, , ,Well, something just opened up,'

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the recruitment and training of new staff to replace the staff we laid off."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.