Naval Personnel Gifts

Submarine Attacks

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Servicemen.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Trump

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.