Naval Personnel Gifts

Submarine Attacks

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Servicemen.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Trump

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.