Ship's Captain Gifts

Er, left hand down a bit...

"Attention all hands. Abandon ship!"

"Look, salsa! This explains why the captain brought tortilla chips."

"Relax - we're not lost! I have a chart and I know how to read it. Like, right now I can tell you we're in the galley."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Remote control pirate bully

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Sailor in Car.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lighthouse Beam.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Lifesaver!

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."