Cargo Ship Captain Gifts

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Remote control pirate bully

Sailor in Car.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Lighthouse Beam.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Lifesaver!

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"International trade"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Distractions.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"No, I said to swab the deck!"