Cargo Ship Captain Pillows

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Remote control pirate bully

Sailor in Car.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Sea weed harvest.

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lifesaver!

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"International trade"

Romance on the Yacht

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Distractions.