Cargo Ship Crew Pillows

Aid relief not getting through to Somalia because of pirate attacks

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Would you like some wings?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lifesaver!

Airport

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

"International trade"

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

"Who wants to go first?"

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Ok, I won't let on we're sinking until the water reaches earlobes - then someone's going to hear about it!'

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'