Ferry Crew Pillows

"Sod you all - it's every man for himself!"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Slip Ahoy!'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Lifesaver!

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'I found another pothole.'

Stable boys and Scottsman

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Castaway hides from cruise ship

'Ok, I won't let on we're sinking until the water reaches earlobes - then someone's going to hear about it!'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Overturned boat.

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

First ClassEconomy ClassNo class.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"So how are things back in economy?"

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks