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Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lifesaver!

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'I found another pothole.'

Stable boys and Scottsman

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Castaway hides from cruise ship

Overturned boat.

'Ok, I won't let on we're sinking until the water reaches earlobes - then someone's going to hear about it!'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

First ClassEconomy ClassNo class.

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

"So how are things back in economy?"

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'