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Deep sea fishing

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Cut!

Bears catching fish

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Lifesaver!

Hollywood producer.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Sorry'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

The ambush.

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'