Ferry Worker Pillows

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

P&O Scandal

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Latest Railway Marvel.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

The next fast train has gone.

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Ever Given

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Coastguard

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Stable boys and Scottsman

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Lighthouse

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Overturned boat.

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Lighthouse switch