Railway Worker Pillows

"I'm on the train."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Rail fare increases.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

"Which way is track nine?"

Confusion on the Railways

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'Is this what you call training?'

The next fast train has gone.

"No, on second thoughts, let's walk"

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

Railway worker: 'JESSE! QUICK, call Central Control!! We've got ourselves a runaway TRAIN!!'

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

'Looks like another brief encounter.'

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

Attention... Attention...all complaints about delays to services are now running on time...

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"That's not the rail network, it's the fair options."

Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

Stopping train - UK Rail Strike

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"I specifically told you, 'Do not use Apple Maps'."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Unknown

A train stopping prematurely

Condescending.

Old Man and Railway Porter

A Train Carriage.

Station master boasting about shunting the queen

Huntsmen who have lost their horses when travelling train

Railway porter poking a man with a paintbrush at a crowded station

Railway porter and passenger.