Railway Employees Pillows

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Latest Railway Marvel.

The next fast train has gone.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

HS2 time bomb...

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

End Of The Line

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

The little infrastructure that couldn't

Bloody HS2

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

No, I don't remember Adlestrop, 'cos we shot through at 200mph on HS2.