Railroad Worker Pillows

Coupler Counselling

Building New Railroads

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"So, you've been working on the railroad all the live long day. Any other recent experience?"

The little infrastructure that couldn't

Railtrack's New Safety Measure in Place

"Please, mind the gap!"

The unexpected end of the journey.

Railroad Ties

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

The next fast train has gone.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I found another pothole.'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Route 666.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Bus Stop

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Do not pass.