Road Worker Pillows

'Oh no - a Highwayman!'

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

Rough road reduces bread to croutons.

Big stone in the road

Speed Limit 20 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Don't mind us, we're just studying technique.'

'Hello. How are you?'

A road painter is resting on the side of the road. Rather than painting white lines on a black road he has been painting black on a white road, leaving some white bits.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

"My new date must have a fabulous job, apparently he drives a roller."

Adopt a pothole.

'They're playing our song.'

Your Good Intentions at Work

Caution Confusing Signage Ahead.

'I find this work truly fulfilling in many ways - there's the exercise, the sense of accomplishment, and most important, the opportunity to make lots of noise.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'Man, there's gotta be an easier way to do this. . .'

Man with Stop Signs.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

Men at Work

Construction Ends 1 Mile.

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

'Found a fossil of a frog and toad!'

"Would you mind moving down the road?"

'He believes in making a good impression.'

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

'Because they won't slow down when the signs say 'Road Works Ahead'.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Road Repairs.

Men on a coffee break.

'Well smooth is so easy guv, we thought we would try something a bit different.'

Do not pass.