Road Worker Prints

'Oh no - a Highwayman!'

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

Rough road reduces bread to croutons.

Big stone in the road

A road painter is resting on the side of the road. Rather than painting white lines on a black road he has been painting black on a white road, leaving some white bits.

'Don't mind us, we're just studying technique.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Speed Limit 20 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

Your Good Intentions at Work

Caution Confusing Signage Ahead.

'They're playing our song.'

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Adopt a pothole.

"My new date must have a fabulous job, apparently he drives a roller."

'Man, there's gotta be an easier way to do this. . .'

Man with Stop Signs.

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Men at Work

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

Construction Ends 1 Mile.

'I find this work truly fulfilling in many ways - there's the exercise, the sense of accomplishment, and most important, the opportunity to make lots of noise.'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

'Well smooth is so easy guv, we thought we would try something a bit different.'

Men on a coffee break.

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

"Would you mind moving down the road?"

Do not pass.

'Found a fossil of a frog and toad!'

Road Repairs.

'Because they won't slow down when the signs say 'Road Works Ahead'.'

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

Yellow line avoids drunk