Road Maintenance Worker Pillows

Trucks sprinkle salt and grind fresh pepper on the roads.

A truck salts the road.

Bumps in the road.

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

Back in 5 minutes.

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

Spring Damage.

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"Now do you believe me about the size of the potholes...?"

'I was just thinking about the good old days... You know, before road salt!'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Leading Economic Indicator.

Watch Your Speed! No Roadwork Ahead.

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

'You know Percy...they should really fix those pot holes...'

Trading Places.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bureau of Motor Vehicles: Trespassers will be used to fill potholes.

Drilling the pavement.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

A cheese grader

"The first rule about roadkill is "don't become one"! So check for traffic before you swoop down to get your dinner..."

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

"If they want everyone to do 60, the should have set the speed limit at 30."

"Will you be doing anything about the potholes?"

"I never knew the moon had so many craters..."

A dump truck spreads sprinkles on the road.

Welcome to S****Y ROADS

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

Deaths on the road

'I see they've found a chap to clean up the track - so why not the country's streets, roads and lanes?'

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

'Olympics, my foot! Get outta here!'

'This is what you get for outsourcing the white lining contract to the Police scenes of crime unit!'