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'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Men working (part time).

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Meow...."

Route 666.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Trading Places.

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Self Serve Road Repair.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Now do you believe me about the size of the potholes...?"

A cheese grader

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

A truck salts the road.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

'The word form the street is buy asphalt.'

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

'This is what you get for outsourcing the white lining contract to the Police scenes of crime unit!'

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