Road Construction Manager Pillows

'Lines Shakespeare rejected.' 'To pave or not to pave . . . contingent on royal funding.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'The buildings are merging.'

Men working (part time).

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'I found another pothole.'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Gambling on office building construction

"Shoulder work ahead"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.