Road Construction Manager T-Shirts

'Lines Shakespeare rejected.' 'To pave or not to pave . . . contingent on royal funding.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'The buildings are merging.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Men working (part time).

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'I found another pothole.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

Gambling on office building construction