Roadwork Crew Pillows

Winter Roadwork...

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Route 666.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Road Test

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Self Serve Road Repair.

Man with Stop Signs.

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Theory #243 on how fossils were made.

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

Men Not Working.

'Closed.'

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')