Road Crew Pillows

"Zzzzz... Zzzzzz... Cats working"

Highway cone tepee.

'Men at Play' sign.

Roadie

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Local News in Heaven

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Men working (part time).

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.