Road Crew Gifts

"Zzzzz... Zzzzzz... Cats working"

Highway cone tepee.

'Men at Play' sign.

Roadie

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Local News in Heaven

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"This can't be good."

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Men working (part time).

Themeless Park - 1 Mile