Roadworks Manager Pillows

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Men working (part time).

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I found another pothole.'

Route 666.

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

Slow, Men at Work.

Road Test

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Trading Places.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Man with Stop Signs.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'He believes in making a good impression.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.