Roadworks Pillows

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

'Because they won't slow down when the signs say 'Road Works Ahead'.'

Men not working.

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise is coming from.'

'This dude claims his wife fell in here, and you guys won't give her back...'

Drilling the pavement.

Caution Working Family

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

"On your mark! Get set!"

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Slow, Men at Work.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Turning with mathematical precision.

Man with Stop Signs.

Adopt a highway

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'The word form the street is buy asphalt.'

Winter Roadwork...

Men at Work

Speed Limit 235

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

'Mark my words - this will be an eight-lane motorway in a few years time.'

Men resting.

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

"All right. Where did Jenkins go?"

Aw, geez, now we're merging down to one plain.