Roadwork Specialist Pillows

Men Texting: Merge

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Route 666.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Road Test

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Slow, Men at Work.

Man with Stop Signs.

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Closed.'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Men Not Working.

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

'They're playing our song.'

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.