Roadwork Manager Pillows

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Men working (part time).

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Route 666.

"Shoulder work ahead"

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Trading Places.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Slow, Men at Work.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Road Test

Self Serve Road Repair.

Man with Stop Signs.

"Now do you believe me about the size of the potholes...?"